Wife: You OK? You’ve been to the bathroom five times. You have a girlfriend in there? Husband: Don’t be silly.
Wife: You OK? You’ve been to the bathroom five times. You have a girlfriend in there? Husband: Don’t be silly.

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Wife: You OK? You’ve been to the bathroom five times. You have a girlfriend in there? Husband: Don’t be silly.