{"id":30632,"date":"2023-04-13T00:31:27","date_gmt":"2023-04-13T04:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laughmeme.com\/memes\/alas-i-was-born-far-too-early"},"modified":"2023-04-13T00:31:27","modified_gmt":"2023-04-13T04:31:27","slug":"alas-i-was-born-far-too-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughmeme.com\/memes\/alas-i-was-born-far-too-early","title":{"rendered":"Alas I was born far too early!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Alas I was born far too early!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"