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They’re part of nature, they’ll adapt…cuz they’re NOT staying in my house!
So…if you’re cold, they’re cold?
Found this yesterday in our house
They are either going to die indoors when I smash them or take their chances outside.
Awww they do so much good work indoors too
Chances are they will die if I find them in my house so there really is no winning here
My house can be filled with them 😌 I would never kill or put a spider outside!
If they could adapt to the “you leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone” they could stay.
That’s so sad. They have a better chance outdoors than indoors..
Don’t put them outside! Squish ‘em and flush ‘em.
Put them all outside then I say
They will die if they stay inside too.
They can either die outside or inside my cats dont care
Well someone better start chipping in on these bills- MR. FUZZY LEGS!
Roughly 100% of spiders I find inside my home will die. Chance are they will die from a shoe
That’s why I do the humane thing and squish them.
Thats why i fight them on our natural area
But they will also die when squash with a shoe
I feel like a spider wrote this…
Well, good 🤷🏻♀️
Good I’ve arachnophobia so get out and stay out
Me looking at the bug I’m about to send to his doom
I love spiders, they are adorable.
Welp…its either outside or I squish you. So.
I had a big one I put outside and it just like curled up and stopped moving 🤷♀️ I’m sorry but ya don’t pay rent so you can’t stay here. Freeloader.
Well it’s either they die outside via natural causes. Die via me squishing them, or me dying because I’m scared of them
I love my roommates! No complaints and honestly, the best I could ever live with!
So I should do the humane thing and give them a quick death via shoe rather than letting them suffer outdoors? Cuz they ain’t gonna live in my house. That’s for damn sure!
They make great cat toys.